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Melissa R McCarty
https://olpsyent.net
Outlaw Life Psychic Enterprises, LLC
and Golden West Paranormal










Awesome!
OMG! I just got an offer for an on camera TV interview! I am OVER THE MOON Excited! Yes, I will be talking about my book and my career.

Melissa Bryan
4 hours ago1 min read
Party Time!
The Locations for my 🤮Day are all locked in!

Melissa Bryan
1 day ago1 min read
Final Attempt
This is the final scheduling attempt for this Event. Again: for clarity; my intent is to not only see things I have not had the opportunity to, but also to bring back goodies for the Owners, Staff and Residents of my Rest Home. I will be giving away Meet N Greets, with Brochure Packs, Bumper Stickers and stickers for the little ones. Small but effective. Breakfast: IHOP Beaverton, OR 9 - 10 am Activity: Washington Square Mall Portland, OR: Apple Store Dutch Bros Jamba Juice C

Melissa Bryan
6 days ago1 min read
Maybe/maybe not
After being wishy washy, threats back and forth, and lots of fighting over it, my parents gave me the go ahead to do as planned for my 50th. I am not sure if I want to go forward with it anymore though. I have my doubts it would even work out anyway.

Melissa Bryan
6 days ago1 min read
Life Deleted
Sorry, my 50th is Permanently Cancelled - More family infighting and the Truth Loses to Lies and more crap. So, back to my Plan to eat myself back into a Coma.

Melissa Bryan
May 271 min read
Booking Shows
I just booked my 108th Podcast Appearance. It is the 107th appearance in the lineup.

Melissa Bryan
May 251 min read
Attn: Fake Celeb Wanna Be’s:
ATTN: Fake Celeb Wanna Be’s: I am SICK of your Antics! You think you can Stalk my socials, attempt to Steal my Accounts that I have Worked my fingers raw building?! F You! These are MY accounts, my Pass Keys are locked up and you get Nothing! I have already blocked and contacted the Real, Legit people (my Colleagues) who these freaks try to impersonate. I told them Everything! You are going DOWN! I will make sure that your pathetic lives tailspin SO hard, you will crash and b

Melissa Bryan
May 211 min read
Exciting Book News
Thanks to Threads, I now have one Indie Publisher and at least 5 indie Book Stores, plus Powell’s Books that want my book on their shelves as soon as it comes out. On top of it, I have high demand for this book from readers. I am going to also consult the local hospital to use their enormous East Wing Lobby for a book signing. I think this book now has enough serious demand that I could make a go of it.

Melissa Bryan
May 201 min read
Posted by request
Posted by request. Four GSD Puppies, ready for good homes. https://www.facebook.com/share/18hZ3Qh2QM/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Melissa Bryan
May 191 min read
50th Celebration Cancelled
Due to a massive fight between my “family” and I, I have banned them outright from my life, blocked them everywhere and deleted them from my life. This means my 50th Celebration is also Permanently cancelled I am Canceling my entire life, All future Celebrations are also permanently cancelled. I have self cancelled myself as a person.

Melissa Bryan
May 161 min read
Plan of action
Because I was rejected by my family, I have a plan of action to make sure that the world pays for my anger. I am going to become even more virulent and shove myself in faces and down throats. That is my usual way to prove a point to the world.

Melissa Bryan
May 141 min read
50th day Cancelled!
I just got in a Huge fight with my Mom and my 50th Barf day celebration is CANCELLED! Not just Cancelled, but back to the Same Bad Luck as it has always been, and Always will be. I will be taking myself out - Alone. It is that since becoming disabled, my parents no longer see me as Human. I cannot tolerate that. I drew strong boundaries and they did not like that.

Melissa Bryan
May 131 min read
More Appearances
I have booked my 103rd and 104th Podcast Appearances and have two more waiting to decide if they will book me.

Melissa Bryan
May 51 min read
Going Outlaw
For at least a couple of months, I will be running completely illegally, with zero address, no licensing, and I am going to have to give up my insurance too, let everything go temporarily until I can afford to rebuild.

Melissa Bryan
Apr 271 min read
Bad Day!
Bad fucking news! My Business no longer has an address! I lost my Postal Box! FMLATH!!! I should have just stayed in bed! 💔💔💔👎👎🖕🏻🖕🏻😡😡😡☠️☠️☠️🤬🤬🤬

Melissa Bryan
Apr 271 min read
Praises be!
I just got word from my Nepheologist that my kidney condition has stabilized and (for now) am avoiding Dialysis! With Kidney care therapies, this could either improve or reverse!

Melissa Bryan
Apr 271 min read
Here we go!
For certain, this book is going to be a barn burner. In my bibliography, Ism listing all the places I have traveled, all the libraries and historical societies, all the cities, all the books I used as source materials, and I will also be listing all of my documented sources. I am going to leave haters choking on crow.

Melissa Bryan
Apr 231 min read
Moving my work forward
I found a place close to me that can do the DNA testing for my book. If I can use a sample of Billy’s hair to compare mine to (my book co author has it), we can make this happen.

Melissa Bryan
Apr 211 min read
Recommended Reader
ATTN Everyone: Please go to Shaunae Medina if you want a deadly accurate Psychic Reading! She Nailed my situation and this reading 110%!

Melissa Bryan
Apr 201 min read
Next Book Project
I just grabbed some family tree forms. That will be my next book project, is to put Billy’s family tree together on paper. As I get more info on the Devine line, this will be added.

Melissa Bryan
Apr 191 min read
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